mephisto Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You: hey Stranger: hi Stranger: from ? You: Europe You: oO You: u? Stranger: me too You: nice You: you play mmo? You: Stranger: no i play WoW You: jeah, wow is mmo Your conversational partner has disconnected. es gar zemi ok, ne tik traki, bet nu interesanti ir (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amniijs Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Turpinot zombiju tēmu. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: AAAHGRRRRR Stranger: chill You: I cant, zombies are attacking my house You: what should I do? Stranger: oh Stranger: get a life. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkaM^ Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: I am leet king Stranger: - -! You: Don't bow to me! Stranger: really? You: I will show you the light You: i will tell you some tips for free Stranger: are you crazy? You: What is your raiting? You: I am MERCILESS GLADIATOR Stranger: - -! Stranger: 你傻吧 You: Do like the GAMES Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: BONK! Stranger: from? You: MEDIC! You: Put dispenser here! Stranger: 'put ur penis on my ass' You: The enginier is the spy. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doGY Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: chau You: whats up ? Stranger: not much Stranger: u You: stranger you are fat ? You: so lame You: so fucking lame Stranger: yes Stranger: im eric cartman Stranger: i hate jews Stranger: heil hitler Stranger: !!!1 Stranger: jewbots gon take over tha world SOUTHPAAAARK )))) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ry. Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ying You: yang Your conversational partner has disconnected. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- You: Are u black? You: Stranger: no im white You: I'm from LA sitting in my hood - chillin and shit You: Life is easyier for you white people is it? Stranger: dont know never been black so i cant compare it You: I can't even go outside without glock. You: It's like wild lif out here Stranger: what is glock You: Ak's everywhere You: U don't know what is glock ? Stranger: no i dont You: It's an life savier Stranger: ? is it a gun? You: http://www.glock.com/ You: Yup Stranger: oh my god we havent got anything like that You: The vorst time is when you have pack of weed and you have to go through the hood You: Every black nigga smells good weed miles away Stranger: lol all we have is biky gangs trying to kill each other Stranger: but they've joined together, to fight the state government lol You: We have 5 years old niggaz running with glocks scearing white people You: Now man the government is good in USA You: cuz we have black President You: man You: thats ice cold Stranger: lol so how is the global financial crisis over there? You: Wtf - are you offending me? How can a nigga from hood know that white people shit.. ? ------------------------------------------------------------ Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: Yo brother Stranger: What's up? You: Nothing - chilling and shit Stranger: Where are you from? You: LA Stranger: Cool. Stranger: I'm from the Moon. You: I've been there You: its so fucking racist -White moon You: Don't you think so? Stranger: Cocaine is racist too? Stranger: Because it's white... Stranger: Or The White House. You: Now dog it's white but it's still is a black magic You: White house will be painted in color of president You: Stranger: The White House has Obama in it, so it's neutral now. You: Yup You: 50-50 Stranger: Stranger: What music do you like. Stranger: ? Stranger: I bet hip hop. You: Opera You: La la la laaaaa! Stranger: Really? You: Yeah whright... Stranger: Stranger: Do you have any interesting hobbies? You: And what music do you listen on Moon? Stranger: I listen to everything. Stranger: At the moment i'm listening to some dubstep. You: To white for me... Stranger: Are you racist? You: No i just hate white people. Stranger: You are racist. Edited April 19, 2009 by ry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eziic Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: gun Stranger: ??? You: ??? Stranger: I am just the lunatic. Do not ask me. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, I'm a submissive 27yo Scottish guy who loves to be dominated and humiliated. If this isn't your thing, please feel free to hit disconnect You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v---^v--------------------------- Stranger: hi You: ----------------------------------------------- Stranger: what does this mean? You: THIS MEANS I'M DYING YOU BITCH!!! You: have drugs? Stranger: monster , i've never seen Your conversational partner has disconnected. Forša lapa. Edited April 19, 2009 by eziic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperBoy Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Dad? You: Is that you? Stranger: ... Stranger: Son? You: Mom told me i could chat with you here Stranger: Oh god Stranger: I, i thought Stranger: i thought she had the abortion You: Daddy, I miss you Stranger: I HAD NO IDEA YOU EXISTED You: Stranger: Well You: please, love me dad!!!! You: LOVE MEEE! Stranger: FUCK OFF LOSER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeGaPiiLe Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi, what is your worst christmas present ever ? You: your mom Your conversational partner has disconnected. baigi ātri čaļi disconnectojas Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: yo You: im from west coast Stranger: asl? You: i will shoot you You: BANG BANG You: haha You: you are dead! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: mom You: mom You: mommy You: mom You: mo You: mom You: mom You: mommy You: mom You: mother You: mother You: mom You: mom You: mommy Stranger: YES STEWIE? You: FUCK YOU! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Edited April 19, 2009 by MeGaPiiLe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 tas pats, kas kopēt citātus no bash.org...just +1. that's all it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izliecies Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 patiesiibaa tiiri interesanti arii normaali pachatot ar aarzemniekiem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ry. Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Es ar 2 parunāju normāli. Abiem bija viens jautājums par krīzi latvijā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g2b Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 :superlol: Spēcīgi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mephisto Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 vispar ir diezgan stulbi, ka cilveki izradas ar savu stulbumu. Daudzi no jusu chatiem nav smiekligi bet ir vienkarshi stulbi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SvaX Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Paldies, būs ko padarīt kādu brītiņu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myth Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 (edited) Stranger: hi im an 18 year old australian male who is really horny do you have a webcam? You: im an 18 year old australian female who is really horny You: isn't that nice? Stranger: im bisexual Stranger: i can tell your a guy You: i love animals Stranger: and its gay for you to fake ya know Your conversational partner has disconnected. pats pirmais - man arii ar to pietika Edited April 19, 2009 by myth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ĒRNĪJS Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Stranger: hi there! You: Hello! Stranger: how are you? You: You know that Nibiru is going to come to earth yesterdey? Stranger: not the first time i guess You: Well, it is going to crash in USA! :S Stranger: what is it? Stranger: an asteroid? You: The planet Nibiru! You: Well, the same! Stranger: really... Stranger: well it's our last day You: You better turn on chanell BBC! Stranger: not only for the usa You: Well, but me and my family live on Moon! You: So we will stay alive! Stranger: nice! Stranger: i should go to mars You: Well man you can't! Stranger: i'll find a way Stranger: steal a missile from my country and launch it to mars and jump into it Stranger: i'll certainly die in the way You: You can't go to Mar because you're a bum and you could not afford it! :S Stranger: aha really? Stranger: mein gott! You: I'm so drunk that i can't even write right! Stranger: yeah nibiru will release you Stranger: don't worry You: Want some candy? Stranger: it will burst the moon before crashing on earth Stranger: why not You: No it won't you bum! Stranger: then i come to your truck You: Nibiru will pwn your family! Stranger: i don't care Stranger: the great rabbit will save us Stranger: the mayas saw it You: Look in your mothers room! You: You will see her sucking my cock! Stranger: if you want You: She has really nice lips! mhhh Stranger: if you say so you necrophile Stranger: she's dead muhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seen Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 Parunajos ar cilvekiem isteniba tiri soliidi... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vbyuer Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 You: Say Hi Stranger: Hi You: You are now officially my new slave Stranger: Say sex Stranger: Oh You: I will call you Dirsasseja Villijs Stranger: Thanks master Stranger: Please use me as you will. You: Kill yourself You: Now! Stranger: I'm a Juden and I call holocaust on myself Stranger: ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░▄▀░░░▀▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░█▀▄░░░░▀█░▄▀░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░ ░░░▄▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░░░ ░▄▀░░░▀▄░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░ ░█▀▄░░░░▀▄░█▀░░░░░░░▀█░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀█░ ░▀▄░▀▄░░░░▀░░░░▄█▄░░░░▀▄░▀▄░█░▄▀░ ░░░▀▄░▀▄░░░░░▄▀░█░▀▄░░░░▀▄░▀█▀░░░ ░░░░░▀▄░▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░█▀░░░░▄▀█░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░▄▀░░░░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▀▄░▄▀░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄░█░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀█▀░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Stranger: Good night sweet prince. Stranger: -is dead- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ8 Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 Es tur normāli pačatoju ar vienu somu, ritīgi kruta mājaslapa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesnake Posted April 20, 2009 Report Share Posted April 20, 2009 normāli parunāju ar 16 gadīgu somu, vācieti, amerikāni, kurš mācījās vienā skolā ar SOUTH PARK radītājiem, lezbieti no asv un 24 gadīgu čali no francijas, kas šausmīgi grib dabūt sievu latvijā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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