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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. Then I'll help you overturn the wagon."

"That's very nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Dad would like me to."

"Aw, come on, son!" the farmer insisted.

"Well, OK," the boy finally agreed, "but Dad won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked the host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Dad's going to be real upset."

"Don't be silly!" said the neighbor. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon," replied Willis.

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Divi zilie ņēmušies. Viens otram dibenā ielaidis kaut kādu dzīvnieciņu, it kā peli. Tā iesprūdusi. Tād nu šis mēģinājis ar šķiltavu izgaismot otram dibenu, lai saprastu kā to peli laukā dabūt. Tam sprucis vaļā pirdiens un "izplūdes gāzes" ierāvušas liesmu iekšā. Noticis sprādziens kā rezultātā pele izlidojusi laukā un salauzusi lūkotājam degunu, un atstiepusi kājas. Bet otram resnās zarnas apdegums....

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Iet Jānītis gar Gaujas krastu un skatās, ka kāds jaunietis ar plaukstu smeļ ūdeni no Gaujas un dzer...

Jānītis: Ko Jūs darāt, tas ūdens taču ir netīrs!

Jaunietis: "Što ti skazal?"

Jānītis: Es saku - ar abām rokām smel, ar abām rokām!

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If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand.

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